I just did a quick and very scientific poll and can now tell you what people actually think:
1. “I hate my job” - 67%
2. “Ooh look! Tits!” - 13%
3. “What are we going to have for dinner tonight?” - 9%
4. “I’ve probably got cancer.” - 5%
5. “Reckon I can save this poo til I get home. Always nicer on your own bog” - 3%
6. “Must have a poo before I go home. Always nicer to use someone else’s bogroll.” - 2%
7. “I wonder if Jade Goody’s still dead?” - 1%
